Friday, May 4, 2012

Caution Girls – Asshole Ahead


I was going through various Troll pictures on Facebook when I saw one which claims that guys who do not treasure their girl friends are assholes. Why? Because there is another guy always willing to give the girl that extra amount of attention or care the previous guy has made her crave. Seems like quite a life altering insight eh!! So what should guys do? They should wear their nanny pants and be ready to baby feed their girl friends, right?
Now, let me attempt to explain why it does not work that way. The reason is very simple. Most girls who will be reading my blog will know from experience that the second guy turns out to be the same asshole. Most men suffer from Intense Chauvinism Disorder referred to as ICD from here on and ICD is much easier to accept in the guy you just broke up with because you are used to it. Now, once the wooing period is over and the honeymooning is done with, the next guy also has the exact same flaw for which a girl breaks up for the first time. From the blue eyed girl you will be treated like a nagging pain in the ass. So if you are good looking or intelligent it is obvious that you will get a lot of attention but even if you are with an asshole think before you break up. The world is not too rosy out there!!
So what’s my advice? Do not break up? Oh God, no!! If you are out of love by all means break up as soon as possible but do not break up for a rosier tomorrow. If you do so then may GOD bless you because Satan (Next Guy) surely wont. 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i guess if love is true.. there is no scope of existence of any second person prevails.. no matter even if some argument occurs for sometime.. if bonds are strong, faith is there.. beloved ones can never leave us for any second person. :)