I will start this blog with a fact that may seem pretty incredible but i assure all of you its as true as anythin written in the Bible is for religious fanatics. I was single for one whole year and i was a really happy single definin and redefinin awesomeness at will. All this while the moment i feared was when some girl would again creep into my life and i will have to let go of all des habits and used to savour every moment of my single life. Well but i now as i am about to enter one week of a relation all i can say is 'Awesomeness neva dies.'
Well after chekin out some dozen girls in as many months i found the perfect match for myself...someone more commitment phobic than i am...ho ho ho...Unbelievable??I dont give a damn to all you suckers who dont believe it but its true its true. Well she offerd me contacts of other girls. Though i rejected the offer i realised what i had just done. I had just picked up the girl i had dreamt of all des 12 months...Well some restrictions though...Cant smoke mor dan 15 cigs in one day...I will take that any day.She freaks out when i say i love you and well i gotta say though i sound pissed i derive immense pleasure when she is at her commitment phobic best...And well every moment i realise that the fear that almost killed me all des single days has not come true...I will be awesome 4ever...
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Sunday, November 2, 2008
figurin it out
Wel guys the 1st thin that strikes when u hear d word a coveted figure is a chick who is worth ur last penny 2 get in2 bed with. However girls are the precise objects i have tried not to concentrate on in this blog.
The reason for that is in this blog i have tried to figure out the truths behind the pretentions and somehow girls are stil enigmatic to me and i wil dare not try unravel d mystery that has caused many a wise man a crack at the noble prize. Midway through the blog though i am having second thoughts. Maybe in figuring it out lies a pleasure that can not be paralleled by any other honour human kind has discovered so far. Maybe there lies the answers to all the fundamental questions of life.
Well one thing that has kept me up at nights is what is the thing girls want. Its so easy with guys. We want girls and the next step after that.We have no idea.How do we get there. Well we dont know that. Thats why you see guys honking car horns, yelling from construction sites because these are the best ideas we have had so far. I changed my mind again lets leave woman unexplored.
Now lately i have bin tryin2 figure out what is life. What i was lookin 4 was not really a biological answer and my best friend knew that. So he came up with the cliche 'life's a bitch.' I realised he was right about it because if you have enough resources you can make life do what you want it to do and same thing with a bitch if you have enough cash in your pocket you can get the bitch to do what you want her 2 do. Some cliches are really useful.
So after finding the answer to the basic question my quench for answers became all d more unsatiable. However to be honest i have still not done really well with the answers. So guys come back in a week 4 some more interesting answers.
The reason for that is in this blog i have tried to figure out the truths behind the pretentions and somehow girls are stil enigmatic to me and i wil dare not try unravel d mystery that has caused many a wise man a crack at the noble prize. Midway through the blog though i am having second thoughts. Maybe in figuring it out lies a pleasure that can not be paralleled by any other honour human kind has discovered so far. Maybe there lies the answers to all the fundamental questions of life.
Well one thing that has kept me up at nights is what is the thing girls want. Its so easy with guys. We want girls and the next step after that.We have no idea.How do we get there. Well we dont know that. Thats why you see guys honking car horns, yelling from construction sites because these are the best ideas we have had so far. I changed my mind again lets leave woman unexplored.
Now lately i have bin tryin2 figure out what is life. What i was lookin 4 was not really a biological answer and my best friend knew that. So he came up with the cliche 'life's a bitch.' I realised he was right about it because if you have enough resources you can make life do what you want it to do and same thing with a bitch if you have enough cash in your pocket you can get the bitch to do what you want her 2 do. Some cliches are really useful.
So after finding the answer to the basic question my quench for answers became all d more unsatiable. However to be honest i have still not done really well with the answers. So guys come back in a week 4 some more interesting answers.
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