STRIKE 17

hey guys i am back with another law. Sure the impression you have formed about me from the laws so far is of being a misogamist who is tired of using his hands and in this hapless state had confined himself to the blissful world of law making leaving behind realty issues and enjoying his stardom in his caesophranic world. I wont say all this does not bother me & to be absolutely frank this is the reason why i hav decided to go one better and write a law that will be appreciated by all hapless romantics who pretty much are not to be seen everywhere in today's world.
Well what i will like to point out here is that this blog is not about naked girls, their double apples or what is the appropriate use of poles and holes. This time i have gone one better and tried to give my comments on how to build a relation or rather exactly when you know for sure that after proposin u wont fall flat on ur back looking for support every direction u can reach out for.
Well first lets deal with signals. You are talking to a girl and both of you are engrossed in the conversation and just before leaving you want to specify that you do not want to leave it there that night. Well the universally proclaimed way of doing this is ask for her phone number and if she asks for urs 2 den knw 4 sure that even she knows u r hittin on her and she does not mind that. If she does not then you have a uphill task ahead. Guys i will suggest all of you do not try innovate this step. Anyways coming back to it if she gives you her number with cheerful promptuousness then know for sure that the girl will wait for your call. There are two ways to go about the job in hand now. Either make her wait for your call or call her as soon as it is possible. I am not much of a patient guy and being a late waker all i do the entire day is play catch up with time. So this waiting thing has never been my cup of tea. So now how do you exactly know whether you are going anywher with the relation. Well here is where my law comes in2 force. Just remember the next three lines as they are lines in d Bhagwad Geetaa or a bible.
The one who hangs up has one strike credited to him.
The one who calls up after a mutual hang up has a strike score of minus 1
If anyone calls after the other person has promised a call back then d latter has a strike score of 2
As soon as the strike score reaches 17 you are eligible to propose with a surety rate of 100 %. Till the next blog chaos. Signing off souptik

hole & pole law

well guys you can guess what 'hole' means and what 'pole' stands for. So i wont waste any time to explain all this bull shit. Lets come down to the point. Well have you ever passed your day away thinkin of hole just 2 realise no parking is written over it in block letters & in frustration used ur hands to manage the raging pole. Well one of these days one of my seniors gave me a nice piece of advice that do not make laws it seems u r just 2 tird of usin ur hands but well for everyone who thinks that i talk of laws only bcoz all i can do is use my hands i hav a piece of advice 4 u 'dont confuse urslf wid me' bcoz not only u r underminin the fact that u r one of the biggest looser in d planet u r also demeanin my awesomeness....
Anyways guys lets come to the hole & pole law...My double apple law received the compliment of being the grossest thing that many girls have read so i hav kept this real decent. Well guys what i wanna advice out here after being in two failed relations each of which lasted one & a half year i think the one reason why d relations did not stick was bcoz we had planned a lot 4 our future and things did not unfold accordin to our likings so mch so that break up was d only possible way out. So what the Hole & Pole law says is that do not think of anything but the hole (4 d boy) & d pole (4 d girl) when u r startin a relation then as d relationship gets older u may actually start thnkin of other things but the months u r travellin in a time machine should never be more than the number of months you are dating for...Well guys i just hope that this piece of wisdom helps at least one of you to keep your relationship longer than what it is stated to be i will be happy bcoz d 'awesome single' who says 'nail the bitch' whenever they see a chick is happy with its current crop of members..
Anyways dis is all 4 d nite cya again wid my next blog grass, the terrace on it & rains