Guys hold your breath and suit up because what’s coming next is legen ….wait 4 it…. dary.
4 all double guys and wanna be doubles anyway being single is the biggest freedom on this planet and if anyone does not appreciate it go & commit suicide I mean get engaged. Anyways this blog aint about criticizing those double guys this is about my legen (wait 4 it) dary law…the double apple law….Well guys let me brief you about the glorious history of this law….Barrack Obama was contemplating withdrawing from the elections after he saw Hillary’s double apples and fell in love with her…Well that was the time he used to roam around the Mississipi side with a sulking face trying 2 get over Hillary…It was one such day that he by sheer coincidence or on his fortunate day met SOUPTIK…and asked 4 a solution to his problem…Well and the (wait 4 it) Double Apple Law was formulated.
Now having done with the history let us come back to the present, yes guys I am gonna reveal the (wait 4 it) Double Apple Law….Well there’s a simple theory if you are trying to forget a girl, let us get into the mind part of it (actually you don’t remember her you remember her boobs).So in order to forget her all you have to do is over flood your memory with number of boob images so that the image of the girl you are trying to get over gets deleted because your brain can hold a finite number of boob images….Some law I guess!!!!But well I promised if you come to my blog you will have your efforts worth…Anyways lets get into the present tense of the law…Well guys & well I will include Lesbos 2 you r still sulking over how badly your x gf dumped you….No more!!!....Get into your car drive to the closest bar in town and well hook someone new up 4 the night, the moment you see another boob you are close to forgetting your former….Well I have named this phenomenon BOOBSESSION…And if you are still having some doubts just check out OBAMA’s latest progress….He is the democratic candidate and well nearly President…I have his personal number at the moment but well I have asked him 2 text him his office number so I guess I will be able to add one more reference to this blog in a week ….
Anyways lets think what revolutions this law will bring funny thing considering this law is a revelation in itself…The terms revelation & revolution…Well anyways lets get back to the point the Spanish boobs with all those naked girls will be thronged with crowds…just think of it…Goa may declare prizes 4 naked girls just to help those poor guys….Oh!!!!I cant wait 4 it….Man o man Goa beaches with those bitches I am already suited up for this and well whenever you guys will see these naked girls you will remember the (wait for it) DOUBLE APPLE LAW….and well of course the awesomeness of its creator….SOUPTIK.
