hole & pole law

well guys you can guess what 'hole' means and what 'pole' stands for. So i wont waste any time to explain all this bull shit. Lets come down to the point. Well have you ever passed your day away thinkin of hole just 2 realise no parking is written over it in block letters & in frustration used ur hands to manage the raging pole. Well one of these days one of my seniors gave me a nice piece of advice that do not make laws it seems u r just 2 tird of usin ur hands but well for everyone who thinks that i talk of laws only bcoz all i can do is use my hands i hav a piece of advice 4 u 'dont confuse urslf wid me' bcoz not only u r underminin the fact that u r one of the biggest looser in d planet u r also demeanin my awesomeness....
Anyways guys lets come to the hole & pole law...My double apple law received the compliment of being the grossest thing that many girls have read so i hav kept this real decent. Well guys what i wanna advice out here after being in two failed relations each of which lasted one & a half year i think the one reason why d relations did not stick was bcoz we had planned a lot 4 our future and things did not unfold accordin to our likings so mch so that break up was d only possible way out. So what the Hole & Pole law says is that do not think of anything but the hole (4 d boy) & d pole (4 d girl) when u r startin a relation then as d relationship gets older u may actually start thnkin of other things but the months u r travellin in a time machine should never be more than the number of months you are dating for...Well guys i just hope that this piece of wisdom helps at least one of you to keep your relationship longer than what it is stated to be i will be happy bcoz d 'awesome single' who says 'nail the bitch' whenever they see a chick is happy with its current crop of members..
Anyways dis is all 4 d nite cya again wid my next blog grass, the terrace on it & rains