Pritam unfolded-The A+1 effect

wel dis one is gonna b a real informal one....
now guys no points 4 guessin hu is d mst ntrtainin chrctr in bit????wel its gotta b our dear old prits.Seldom has som1 manged his ass so well afta being kicked so often as dis guy has.Well ther was dis huge water crisis we faced durin summer & all of us kept guessing d reason-wel i wil let d cat out of d bag, Prits used it 2 cul his worn out ass.
Well now i hav had enuff of dis ass oop i meant leg pulling.So lets get 2 d point..'what makes our prits so special?'...peep...cant sa nethin more about dis..Neways apart from all dis prits is a guy hu is an expert at proxies...wel his ass wont let him sit in one place...a natural at evrythin dis guy startd competin wid d best in basketball widin a week....wel no points 4 guessin agn he cud jump so high bcoz his ass is almost all d time on fire...
& when it cums 2 pullin ne1's leg dis guy is alwas d self proclaimd batch representativ but den when it cums 2 his leg i gues he protects it betta dan w8 a plaster can....d first time i saw dis guy i felt wtf!!!!wil bit b full of guys lik dis but den as time went on he really turnd in2 one of my bst frnds....xcelent in academics & d epitme of culness he surely knws how 2 mak a ntrpreneurship ventur work....peep agn...no mor dtails....a cisco certified network adminstrator dis guy surely knws how 2 creat & build networks...wel a member of bit fite club all of us rmmbr d brawl he was ngagd in...d risk of his life considerin d strengths of his opponent....wel not only was he riskin himslf but he was riskin all of us...wel but if its pritam der has 2 b some mention of his table tennis...now i wil b absolutely serius abt dis..wel he is a real class player & only stalwarths lik tandon r able 2 compete wid him but 4 d rest of us we stand no chance...now i go on 2 his cool & pool abilities...wel abt coolness he is surely d epitome of culness(rmmbr d incidnt abt him culin his ass)...& abt pool wel rmmbr abt poolin legs...
neways now 2 d business part....was selected as d career launcher tycoon...& surely is a tycoon in all sorts of business ventures...
neways stay tuned 4 prits unfolded 2...signing off urs souptik...